Note LW is Lawrence Welk, -L is a Lemmon sister,LS is the Lemmon Sisters, LL is Larry Looper,SS is Stoney Stonedwell, AL is Alice Lean,SM is sailor matey, SC is sailor captainNote LW is done in a parody of Lawrence Welks accent.I will spell this phonetically in a few placesWhere it is important, but if I did it consistently,LW would be unintelligible.LW Thank you, thank you and good evening friends.Were coming to you once again from the beautifulAragon Ballroom on Lick Pier at beautiful SantaMonica Beach, California. Weve been getting lotsOf cards and letters from you folks out there inTelevision lant and we surely do thank you for... ah...For... ah... for all the cards and letters from youFolks out there in television lant. Starting us offTonight is our trio the Lemmon Sisters andGirls what are you going to sing?-L Were going to sing Thank You For All Those CardsAnd Letters You Folks Out There in Television Land.LW Lant!-L LantLW And now an appropriate number. A-wun and a-too and a-LS Thank you for all those cards and lettersYou folks in television lantWe wonder where this television lant isCould it be a couple of miles from where Diney Lant isOh, well never the less you guys and gals inLW What is that noise there?LS - bunch of palsy-walsies -LW Oh, it's the bubble machine. Turn off... just a moment...I... hold it just a moment please... turn off the bubbleMachine... please turn off the bubble. Thank you Lemmon SistersFor that lovely number. Wunerful, wunerful. And now on withThe show. Heres that man with the deep, deep voice,Larry Looper. Larry, What are you going to sing for us, Larry?LL I'm going to sing Thank You For All Those Cards and Letters.LW I'm sorry, that number has been taken.LL Well. I'll sing The Funny Old Hills then.LW Good. A-wun and a-too and a-LL I-LW Hold it just a moment. The bubbles don't come till the endOf the program. Turn off the bubbles. Thank you Lar- thank youLarry Looper, for that wunerful number. Now I would like toPlay a short instrumental medley based on the names of girls.A-wun and a-too... no... no, that's not it... thank you so very much. AndNow heres that young man about town from the brass section, StoneyStonedwell, to sing Please.SS Please. Lend your little ears to my plea -LW What is the matter with that machine. Here, hit it with yourHorn... hit it... here... stick your mouthpiece in it there.Wunerful, wunerful. And now on with the show. Heres ourChampagne lady Alice Lean. Alice is going to singMoonlight and Shadows. A-wun and a-too and a-Ladies and gentlemen, for the first time in twenty-five yearsMy popping finger is caught in my cheek. Will you give me a handThere, Alice... here, pull my arm... no, the other arm... just pullIt...Pull it... that's it.AL Moonlight and shadows and you in my armsAnd the melody in the bamboo tree my sweetEven in shadowsLW Hold it, somebody stop the bubble machine. The whole ballroom isLathering up with bubbles. And now I can't see the cameras. Here, letMe set that accordion down on the stage and I'll try to fix that. BearWith us, folks just a moment please. Gee, the time is running out andWe haven't even played the polka. Wait a minute, boys, IDidn't mean... hold it, Alice, don't polka on my accordion.Gee, Dad, it was a Wurlitzer. Hit the theme, boys. And so it'sGoodnight from all the champagne... wheres the cameras... there's soMany bubbles I cant... and so, friends, we... help, the whole ballroomIs shoving off to sea...SM Sure is a clear night, aint it, Captain?SC Yup, matey, these are the kind of nights when the sea playsTricks on ye.SM Yeah, I recollect one night off Singapore...SC Tricks, I say, like that mirage off the port bow now.SM What?SC See it there, kinda bubbly looking in the moonlight?SM Oh, yeah. Gee, if I didn't know better, I'd say it looksLike the Aragon Ballroom.SC Yeah... dee-deedee dee-dee dee dee dee-deeSM Hey, that's a catchy chantey you're humming there, Captain.What is it?SC Oh, I don't know. Just keeps running through my head.SM Lets go below and catch a little shut-eye.LW Help! Help! Wunerful, wunerful. Turn off the bubble machine.Help... help...
Please consider supporting this site by
Clicking Here and Bookmarking whenever you search and shop Amazon.
It costs you nothing but it supports us and gives us credit and we appreciate it greatly.