I don't know dudeI think everyone's all jealous and shit 'cause I'm like the lead singer of a band dudeAnd I think everyone's got a fuckin' problem with me dudeAnd they need to take it up with me after the showBecauseThese chicks don't even know the name of my bandBut they're all on me like they wanna hold hands'Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the manAll because I'm the lead singer of my bandSo I get off stage right and drop the micWalk up to the hot chicks and I'm all like"Sup ladies, my name's Slim Shady.I'm the lead singer in D12 baby"They're all like "Oh my God it's him""Becky oh my fuckin' God it's Eminem""I swear to fuckin' God dude you fuckin' rock""Please Marshall please let me suck your cock"And by now the rest of the fellas get jealousEspecially when I drop the beat and do my acapellasAll the chicks start yellin', all the hot babesThrow their bras and their shirt and their panties on stageSo like every single night they pick a fight with meBut when we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalryCuz they're back on stage the next night with meDude I just think you're tryna steal the light from meYesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on meCause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife to beThis rock star shit, it's the life for meAnd all the other guys just despise me becauseThese chicks don't even know the name of my bandBut they're all on me like they wanna hold hands'Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the manAll because I'm the lead singer of my bandMy band My bandMy bandMy bandMy bandMy bandRoxanneMy bandMy bandYou just wanna see a nigga backwards don't youHey dad how come we don't rap on ProtoolsSmash these vocals and do a performanceBut we in the van and he in a tour busYou don't want my autograph, yous a liarAnd no I'm Swift (oh I thought you was Kuniva)What the hell is wrong with that dressing room'Cause my shit is lookin' smaller than a decimalSee I know how to rap, see it's simple butAll I did was read a Russell Simmons bookSo I'm more intect, tryna get on the mapDoin' jumpin jacks whilin' get whipped on my backLook at Em little punk ass thinkin' he the shitYeah I know man find himself takin on a flickHey I thought we had an interview with DJ ClueNo I had an interview not you twoYou gonna be late for soundcheckMan I ain't goin' to soundcheckBut our mics are screwed up and his always sound bestYou know what man I'ma say somethinHey yo EmYou got somethin' to say?!Man noI thought you bout to tell him off, what's upMan I'ma tell him when I feel like it, man shut upAnd you ain't even back me up when we s'posed to be crewWhen I was bout to talk right after youI swear, I swear manThese chicks don't even know the name of my bandBut they're all on me like they wanna hold hands'Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the manAll because I'm the lead singer of my bandThey say the lead singers rock, but the group does notOnce we sold out arenas to the amusement parkI'm gonna let the world know that proof is hotI should cut his mic off when the musics startsReady to snap on a dumbass fanEvery time I hear (Hey dude I love your band)We ain't a band bitch we don't play instrumentsSo why he get 90 and we only get ten percentAnd these guys they can find every area codeBitch carry your ownCan't make it to the stage, security in my way(Who the fuck are you? Where's Obie and Dre?!)Goddammit I'm sick of this groupTime for me to go solo and make some lootI told you I made the beats and wrote all the rapsTill Kon Artist slipped me some crackLose Yourself video I was in the backSuperman video I was in the backFuck the media, I got some suggestionsFuck Marshall, ask us the questionsLike who's D12, how we get started(What about Eminem?)Bitch are you retarded?Anyway I'm the popularest guy in the groupBig ass stomach, bitches think I'm cute (hey sexy)50 told me to do situps to get buffI did two and a half and then I couldn't get upFuck D12, I'm outta this bandI'm gonna start a group with the real RoxanneGirl why cant you see your the only one for meAnd it just tears my ass apart to know that you don't know my nameThese chicks don't even know the name of my band(ha ha)But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands(Fuck Marshall)Cuz once I blow I know that I'll be the manAll because I'm the lead singer of my bandMy band My bandMy bandMy bandMy bandMy bandMy bandMy bandMy bandThe hottest boy band in the worldD12![Eminem as a salsa singer]I'm the lead singer of my band, I get all the girl's to take off their UnderpantsAnd the lead singer of my band, my salsaMakes all the pretty girl's wan to danceMy salsa, look out for my next single, it's called My SalsaMy salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsaMakes all the pretty girls wan to danceAnd take off their underpantsMy salsa makes all the pretty girls wan to danceAnd take off their underpants, my salsa(Where'd everybody go?)
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