Jimmy:Remember me, Ralph? I'm about to fryRalph:"Shut up!"Jimmy:While you and your friends stand idly byMy life is a ticking bombI'm gonna miss my senior prom!You murdered me, Ralph!Ralph:"Shut up!"Jimmy:Murdered me!Ralph:Murdered you!Jimmy:Murdered you!Ralph:Murdered him!Sally:"Everything okay, Ralph?"Ralph:"Don't you see the kid? He's haunting me!"Mae:"Maybe you better cool off on the muggles there."Ralph:"I'm just a little hungry, that's all."Mary:Remember me, Ralph?I've been sent to HellA pubescent edition of JezebelIt hurts a lot to bendBut at least I've made a friendGoat Man:Bah-bah-bah-bah-bah!Mary:Murdered me!Ralph:Murdered you?Jimmy:Murdered me!Ralph:Murdered them!Jack:"What's eating him?"Sally:"I think he's had one too many giggle sticks."Ralph:"Man, I'm starvin'. We got any eats?"Jack:"Check the icebox, hotshot."Ralph:"The icebox. That's good. That's good."Zombies:Open the gate and abandon hopeWith the ghosts of the kids that got hooked on dopeRalph:Way down where it's hotThey are saving us a spotRats (puppets popping up from a trap door):You murdered them, Ralph!All:Murdered 'em! Murdered 'em!Murdered 'em! Murdered 'em!Ralph:"Fellas, wait! Ya got any cheese, or what?"Sally:He's losing it, JackJack:Gee, you don't supposeMae:He's liable to crack and spill all he knowsMae, Sally:He's really acting weirdJack:Perhaps it's time he disappearedHe'd never be missed! I couldZombies, Jack:Murder him! Murder him!Murder him! Murder him!Mae:"Jack, no! You fire that gun, you'll have the cops right back here..."Jack:"We'll play it your way...for now."Sally:"Ow! He bit me!"Ralph:"Jack? My tummy's getting rumbly! Feed me! Feed me!"Sally:"Leggo my arm! Jack, make him stop -- he's giving me the creepin' heebie-jeebies!"Jack:"C'mon, Mae. We'll go and get Ralph a bite."Mae:"Yeah, he's liable to wake the whole building with that racket."Jack:"You. Stay here. Keep him piped down."Sally:"Jack? I don't like the way he's lookin' at me. Shake a leg with that grub."Ralph:"Leg...grub..."Mae:"Ralph, we have take-away from Dim-Foo's... Ralph? Sally? Where'd they go?"Jack:"They best not have skipped town."Mae:"Sally? Ralph?"Ralph:I found me a snack, it was nice and freshMae, Jack:The weed made him hungry for human fleshJack:Step away, you mug'Cuz that's a brand new Persian rugMae:He's not gonna stop!All:Murder him! Murder him!Murder him! Murder him!Mae:"Oh God, oh God, oh God..."Jack:"Mae! Don't get queer on me now."Zombies:Open the gate and abandon hopeWith the ghosts of the kids that got hooked on dopeMae:Now I see them, Jack!And they all want their childhoods back!We murdered them, Jack!All:Murdered them! Murdered them!Murdered them! Murdered them!Zombies:Open the gate and abandon hopeJack:Pull it togetherDon't flip your skirtZombies:With the ghosts of the kids that got hooked on dope(The last lines are all sung in tandem)Jack:Don't flip your skirtYou do the things you gotta doIn this dog eat dog eat dog worldSurvival of the fittestSo you murder 'emBefore they murder youThe winner is the last one left alive!Alive!Mae:Now I see them, JackAnd they all want their childhoods back!We murdered them, Jack!Mae, Zombies:Murdered 'em! Murdered 'em!Murdered murderedMurdered murderedMurdered murderedMurdered murderedMurdered murderedMurderedMurdered 'em!Till there's no one left alive!
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