DrSns: Wake up! It's late!It's twenty minutes after eightEveryone get up; it's time to goUp and at 'em nowCome on; shake a legHave some juice and scrambled eggOn the floor and out the doorLet's get on our way.Dot : Hey, watch out!Yakko: What's the matter?Dot : You almost knocked me off the ladderYakko: No I didn'tDot : Yes you did; I almost fellYakko: Don't exaggerateDot : I'm notYakko: Yeah, rightDot : Are you trying to pick a fight?Yakko: Will you get out of my face?!Dot : Well, you're always in my spaceDrSns: Hey get off each other's caseBecause we're trying to get along.Wakko: I want pancakesOr a waffleThis tastes awfulIs that all we've got?Can't find my clothesAnd I need to blow my noseAnd my socks are full holesAnd my shoelace has a knot.Dot : That's my toothbrushYakko: No it's notDot : Well, it's sitting in my slotYakko: No it isn't; this is mine and that one's yoursDot : Well, you're standing in my wayYakko: Yeah, that's toughDrSns: Alright now that's enoughEverybody get your stuffBecause we're going out the door.DrSns: Every time we get into the carIt's so much workIt takes us twenty minutesWhile you're driving me berserkWith your playing und your jumpingUnd your running all aboutWhen I finally get you insideYou always lock me out!Dot : I'm mad, I'm madI'm really, really, really madYou poked me with your elbow in my sideYakko: No I didn't!Dot : Yes you didYakko: Nuh-uhDot : You didAnd I'm just a little kidYou're lying; don't deny itYakko: Oh, I'm gonna hit youDot : Yeah, just try itDrSns: Will both of you be quiet'Cause we're driving in a car!Dot : Ow, he hit me!Yakko: Ow, she bit me!Dot : He said he's gonna "get me"Yakko: No I didn'tDot : Yes you did!DrSns: Alright that's it; now I forbidEither one of you to say another word!Wakko: Are we there yet?I'm tired.I'm hungry.How far?My nose is snottyNeed to move my bodyGotta use the pottyBetter stop the car.Dot : Stop it!Yakko: No, you stop itDrSns: Why can't you both just drop it?Dot : Well, he started itYakko: Oh, yeah, I'm really sure, uh-huhDot : Na-ahYakko: Uh-uhDot : It's your faultYakko: No it's not.Your leg is in my spotDrSns: Yakko you be quietUnd that goes for you too, Dot!DrSnS: Every time we take a tripIt's always just the sameWith the fighting und the bitingUnd the calling all those namesThen there's pushing und there's shovingUnd there's scratching on the neckWhen we finally get to where we're goingEveryone's a wreck!YW+D : Yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak!Dot : I'm mad, I'm mad Wakko: Are we there yet?I'm really, really, really mad I'm tired.You poked me with your elbow in my side I'm hungry.Yakko: No I didn't! How far?Dot : Yes, you did, you did My nose is snottyAnd I'm just a little kid Need to move my bodyDrSns: Will both of you be quiet Got to use the potty'Cause we're driving in a car! Better stop the car.DrSns: We're here, we're hereDoesn't anybody want to give a cheer?Yakko: You mean this is where we're all gonna spend the day?Dot : At the circus?!Wakko: Hey, guys, look! They got rides!DrSns: Now you're satisfied?Alright, everyone insideAnd let's have some fun, okay?YW+D : Yay!!!Dot : I'm glad, I'm gladWhat a really great time we hadDid you see those lions and those tigersWeren't they neat?DrSns: Are you happy now?Dot : We are; thanks a lotI'm sorry that we foughtFrom now on I'll get alongYakko: That's alright, Dot; I was wrongDrSns: Ah that's nice, now come alongLet's all get in the car.Dot : You can take the seat you likeYou're always so gallantYakko: Ah, thank you, Dot, but ladies firstYou take the seat you wantDrSns: Everybody's happy nowWe've had a real good dayUnd now it's time to go back homeSo let's be on our way.Dot : You hit meYakko: No I didn'tDot : Yes you did. Stop it!Yakko: No, you stop itDot : Move your legYakko: No, you move your legDot : You started itYakko: No I didn't, you didDot : No I didn't, you didYakko: So what?Dot : You always start it!Yakko: Don't you cross that line!Dot : You're not the boss of me!Yakko: This is where the line is, right here!Dot : Oh yeah? Since when? Get out of my face! I'm the boss here!Yakko: Dr Scratchansniff, she started it!
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