Tell 'The Colonel' he can kiss my assMmm, I smell baconElvis is in the kitchenElvis and I order Domino's Pizza with extra cheeseSuckin' down Formula 44DElvis and I put on diapers and extra sheer pantyhoseWe never argue or overdoseHe says, "Do I look fat to you?"I say, "No King, it's not trueYou just have very big bones"And then he fires his .44 into the televisionElvis and I, Elvis and I, Elvis and I, Elvis and IElvis and I put on big belts and drive down to Burger KingWanna get a big ol' bag of those shiny FBI badgesHe lets me croon and I let him steerWhen I see that Kurt Russel, I'm gonna kick his assElvis and I fry up Demerol tablets and bacon grease[Unverified]Torkin' down microwave tacos and beer[Unverified]He says, "I don't wanna be on no stamp man"I say, "King, I understand"He says, "My mama should be on that stamp man"And then he fires his .44 into the televisionHey, don't mess with me, man 'cause I'm the KingLemme tell you right nowElvis and I, Elvis and I, Elvis and I, Elvis and I!Yeah, I'd like to make an order for a deliveryYeah, this is Elvis, the KingYeah, gimme a big ol' bucket of Kentucky Fried ChickenExtra crispy, extra greasyUh and some mashed potatoes and gravyNo skimpin' on the coleslaw this timeAnd gimme some of them little Hush PuppiesOoh, I love them Hush PuppiesThrow in some bacon cheeseburgers with everything on 'emAnd maybe a peanut butter and 'naner sandwich and a big bag of chipsA pound of sausage, half-pound of dexxiesAnd a big ol' stack of silver-dollar pancakesMaybe a six-pack of Formula 44D, put nipples on the bottles, will ya?Elvis and I chop up onions and methamphetaminesWe cook 'em up with some peanut butter and cheeseElvis and I call up Cadillac dealerships all night longSuckin' down NyQuil stingers and cheeseHe says, "What the hell's Lisa Marie thinkingWith that Michael Jackson crap?She should have married JanetOr LaToya or Tito or even Mahalia Jackson"Elvis and I, Elvis and I, Elvis and I, Elvis and I[Unverified]
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