✌(-‿-)✌ try Send-An-Email.com send anonymous email free

2 Joints
South Park

[intro: dum-dum and happy p]

(lighting a joint)

(coughs)

[dum-dum)

Go head maan

Boy that's 5

[happy p]

That's got to be

[verse 1: dum-dum and happy p]

[dum-dum]

I hit it from worst ways

After the first day

I'm needin it everyday

And twice on a thursday

Blood thick than water

In pounds better than quarters

I smoking two joints

While I'm knockin down yo daughter

Dope house records is on fire

So grab the estinguisher

I smoked out in the beamer

Bout to get emphezema

Gun slingers rap singers

With more stripe than the bengals

No need for the gang sign

I'm using my trigga finga

[happy p]

Now won't you roll one

Po the four one

Sometimes I'm real selfish and I'll smoke my weed with no one

You know me

I'm young happy p

Kick back aand blow a sweet

While my niggas move keys

Bitch please

I got g's

Sippin corona with lima squeeze

And platinum p's

Only smoke on the fine leaves

I started out

Sellin five dollar tweets

And now I'm elevating

Sellin 5000 dollar beats

[chorus: grimm]

I smoke two joints when I wake up

In the car I smoke two joints

I smoke two joints when in play video games

And every 10,000 points

I smoke two joints in time of peace

And two in time of war ar

I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints

And then I smoke two more

[verse 2: spm and low-g]

[spm]

Maan this killer herb got me runnin over curbs

And writing these raps full of misspelled words

I curse on my verse snatch yo bitch like a purse

Cause she like the twinkies that I slapped on my herse

I take two charges it's really quite harmless

The only side effect is that it makes you retarded ha ha

I started in 82

In fifth grade

You can say I was in high school

True smoka

[low-g]

I got mary at an early age

Con mi hermosa

Maria es mi esposa

Mi sanchas nina rosa

Mafiosa

Pero es es otra cosa

My wife es elosa

No yores mariposa

Tan chiclosa

Te triago from coasta coasta

I got your corizon droppin mi bolsa

Borracho de tu besos

Hoja pa mis wesos

Me trais pesos

Con hidea pa me seso

[chorus]

[verse 3: diamond and grimm]

[diamond]

Dimaond pop the balla scene

Smoke two joints where I can beam

Flip the scene bizatines

Sippin lean sticky green

Come out fresh when it spring

Steady flossin diamond rings

Bustin gats with bing

Catchin squares at ten

Baby beeshi got the throne

Happy p we fitin to roll

And shut em down we livin throwed

Got the keys

We got the vo's

Hit and run cause the scheme

Rush ya head and feel my spin

Since diamond came around

Now she down with a team

[grimm]

Now I'm down with bobby brown

But I love al green

Keep a sweet in my mouth and anotha in my jeans

Bout to blow em back to back takin two to the dome

Home grown hydroponic always wanna get blown

Stay stoned at home

Drop a flow rock a show

Got to go out the do

Boppin hoe after close

No hits snow switch

Place a pink in my eye

And I'm always down wit tryin new ways to reach for the sky

[chorus]

[verse 3: baby beesh and lil bing]

[baby beesh]

Now I be blowin when it's mo than one but less than three

That's the recipe

Yes indeed blowin oooey gooey a neccesity

Don't question me

Blowin' heavily till I'm 70

That's the remedy

Feelin famous like the kennedy's

From here to tennessee sippin hennesse

Smokin with intensity

Feel my ghetto energy

Fools be sweatin me for that rush in the lebanese

I be getting higher than the hills of beverly beverly

[lil bing]

Two joints be smellay in my cadi

From the valley to cali

In the alley servin patties

Hastled by federales

Drippin candy

Sippin brandy

Twenty inches look fancy

On my way to the grammys

Hoes droppin they panties

Got a freak named sandy

Makin hits like sammie

I'm posted up with biscuits and chicken fried steak at grandy's

Smashin off maan fo sho

Got my tv's on glow

Smokin two smokin four

Then mo with two mo

[two mo repeats till fade]


  Purchase "2 Joints"   Purchase Entire Album   Email Video to Friends   Play Youtube "2 Joints" Video   Play Spotify "2 Joints" Song   View Wikipedia "2 Joints" Entry   Receive Emails for Future South Park Lyrics

Email:

  Link to "2 Joints"   Share on Facebook, Twitter, and more
  See Recommended Lyrics For You
Watch Cartoons Online Free. Visit and Bookmark: ItSaturday.com!

Loading...

Lyrics by South Park

  3rd Wish   A Lonely Jew On Christmas   A Lonley Jew On Christmas   All Cot Up   Anything Goes   At Shetoro's Crib (A Poem)   At Shetoro's Crib (A Poem) (Chopped & Screwed)   Back That Ass Up   Bigger, Longer, And Uncut Script   Bitch   Blame Canada   Blazin Janey (Chopped & Screwed)   Block of Rock   Bloody War   Boys on Da Cut   Brad Logan   Brad Logan - Rancid   Broadway   Bubblegoose   Bubblegoose - Wyclef Jean   Burn Us Alive   Cali Tex Connect   California Love   Canadian ABC's   Carol Of The Bells   Carolyn's Hook   Carolyn's Hook (Chopped & Screwed)   Child Of The Ghetto   Children Of The Ghetto   Chocolate Salty Balls   Chocolate Salty Balls (p.si Love You)   Christmas Time In Hell   Circle Of Poo   City Of Dank   Come Sail Away   Come Sail Away - Eric Cartman   Comin' Up Comin' Down   Cookie Baker   Cool Enough   Country Life   Crazy Lady   Dallas To Houston   Dead, Dead, Dead   Deep Instrumental   Don't Hide It   Don't Let Them Foolya   Dope Game   Dope House Family   Dope House Family (Chopped & Screwed)   Dope House Intro   Dradle Song   Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel   Duh Duh Duh   El Jugador (The Player)   Eyes Of A Child   Feel Like Makin' Love   Filthy Rich   Follow My Lead   For Years [\   Forgot About Timmy   Forgotten Verse   Full version: Uncle Fucker   Garza West   Get Yo Guns   Getting Gay With Kids Choir Song (part 1)   Getting Gay With Kids Choir Song (part 2)   Ghetto Prisoner   Ghetto Tales   Good Love - Isaac Hayes as Chef   Graveyards [\   H-Town G-Funk   Habitual Criminal   Hark! The Herald Angels Sing   Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas   He's a Bird, He's a Plane   Heat of The Moment   Hell Isn't Good   Hey, People. You Gotta Drive Hybrids, Already.   High Everyday   High So High   Hillwood   Hillwood Hustlaz   Hillwood Hustlaz Ii   Ho Ho   Horny   Horny - Mousse Tvs Hot 'n' Juicy   Horny + Sid Greenfield Argument   Hot Lava   Hubba Hubba   Huboon Stomp   Huboon Stomp - Devo   Hurricane Of Change   Hustle Town   I Am Your Future   I Can Change   I Hate You Guys   I Must Be High   I Need A Sweet   I Saw Three Ships   I Swear It (I Can Change) - Violent Femmes   I Wanna Know Her Name   I'm A Little Bit Country   I'm Super   I'm Super - Big Gay Al   Iatola   If I Die   Illegal Amigos   Imprisonment [\   In My Hood   In My Safe Space   In The Ghetto (Cartman's Version)   It Happened In Sun Valley   It Happenned In Sun Valley   It's A Rockin' World   It's a Rockin' World - D.JBonebrake   It's Easy Mmmkay   Jackin' It In San Diego   Jesus Baby   Kanye West - Gay Fish   Kenny Goes To Hell   Kenny's Dead   Kenny's Dead - Master P   Kyle's Mom Is A Bitch (in D Minor)   Kyle's Mom Is A Stupid Bitch   Kyle's Mom's A B**ch   Kyle's Mom's A Big Fat B**ch - Joe C   Kyles Mom Is A Bitch   La Resistance   La Resistance (Medley)   La Resistance Reprise (Mole\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s Dea...   Land of the Lost   Latin Throne   Latola   Lemmiwink's Song   Lemmiwinks   Lemmiwinks' Quest   Let's Fight Love   Let's Fighting Love   Let's Fight Love   Lets Fighting Love   Little Boy You're Going To Hell!   Lobo Wanna Raise   Lord Loco's Melody   Los [Screwed]   Love Gravy   Love Gravy - Rick James   Mafiosos   Main Theme   Make It Right   Mary-go-round   Medicine   Meet Your Fate   Mentally Dull [think Tank Remix]   Mephesto And Kevin   Mephisto and Kevin   Mephisto And Kevin - Primus   Mexican Heaven   Mexican Radio   Mi Ruka   Minorities At My Waterpark   Miss Perfect   Moham Mitchell   Montage   Mountain Reprise   Mountain Town   Mountain Town (Reprise)   Mr Hankey, The Christmas Poo   Mr. Hankey   Mr. Hanky the Christmas Poo: Early '50s...   Mrhanky The Christmas Poo: Early '50s Recording   Mrs. Landers Was A Health Nut   My Feria   Night Shift   No Substitute   Nowhere To Run   O Canada - Geddy Lee And Alex Lifeson Of Rush   O Holy Night   O Tannenbaum   Oh My My   One of Those Nights   Ooh Wee   Peace Pipe   Penitentiary Flow   Penitentiary Flow (Chopped & Screwed)   Power Moves   Problemas   Prostitute Song   Queef Free   Rainbow - Ween   Real Gangsta   Real Gangsta (Chopped & Screwed)   Real Gangster   Red Beams And Rice   Reminisce   Revenge   Revenge!   Riches To Rags (MMMKay) - Nappy Roots   Riddla on Da Roof   Rollin'   Run Away [\   Runaway   S.P. So Bastardly   S.P. So Bastardly (Chopped & Screwed)   Santa Claus Is On His Way   Screens Falling   Screwed Up Tape   Series 3 Theme tune   Sexual Harassment Panda   Sexual Harassment Panda (correct)   Shout Outz   Shut Yo Face (uncle F**ka) - Trick Daddy   Simultaneous   Since Day 1   Skit   Somethin' I Would Do   Something About Mary   Something About Mary (Chopped & Screwed)   South Park Theme   South Park Theme - Primus   Special In Our Own Way   SPM Diaries   SPM Diaries (Chopped & Screwed)   SPM vs. Los   Stan's Song   Stay On Your Grind   Streets on Beats   Styrofoam Cup   Suck My Balls Mr. Garision   Suckaz N Hataz   Super - RuPaul   Swiss Colony Beeflog   Taco Flavoured Kisses   Taco-Flavored Kisses (MegaMix)   Tex to Cali Part 2   The Beach House   The Beer Song   The Canadian Prime Minister   The Day Of Unity   The Most Offensive Song Ever   The Prostitute Song   The Rainbow   The Real Slim Shady   The System   Third Grade   Throw Away Gats   Thug Girl   Time is Money   Tonight Is Right For Love   Twice Last Night   Uncle F**ka   Uncle Fucka   Up There   Valley   Vote Or Die   Wake up Wendy - Elton John   Wake Up Wendy!   Watch The Block Bleed   We Ain't Goin' Nowhere   We Did Dat   We Three Kings   Wendy's Cunt song   West Coast, Gulf Coast, East Coast   What The Hell Child Is This?   What Would Brian Boitano Do 2   What Would Brian Boitano Do?   What Would Brian Boitano Do? PtII - D.V.D.A.   Whatever You Do   When Devils Strike   When Devils Strike (Chopped & Screwed)   Where Has My Country Gone?   Who's Over There   Wiggy   Wiggy Wiggy   Wild Wild West - Cartman   Will They Die 4 You?   Will They Die 4 You? - Lil' Kim   Wishing Tree   Wizard Of Oz   Woodson N Worthin   Work For a Better Future   You Know My Name   You Know My Name (Remix)

Related Songs

  Joints - Holly Miranda  Smoke 2 Joints - Bob Marley  Smoke 2 Joints - Macy Gray  Smoke Two Joints - The Toyes  En't Deux Joints - Eric Lapointe  La fille du coupeur de joints...  La Fille Du Coupeur De Joints - Chair Chant Corps  Smoking Joints - Brother Alaska  Smoke Two Joints - BOB MARLEY  100 Joints - 2 Chainz  Jukebox Joints - ASAP Rocky  It's A Holiday - Ruff Ryders  It's a Holiday (skit) - Ruff Ryders  A La Elvis Press Play - Haftbefehl   Highed Up - Curren$y  Smoke Two Joints - Sublime  Smoke Two Joints - Various Artists  Let Me Off Uptown - Dakota Staton  Smoke Two Joints - Macy Gray  Sublime - Smoke Two Joints - Sublime  Bones + Joints - Finger Eleven  Loose Joints - This Mortal Coil  Rotation - W.A.L.E.  Joints & Jam - The Black Eyed Peas  Hippie Cult - Agathocles  Joints & Jam - BLACK EYED PEAS  Bones Joints - Finger Eleven  Jukebox Joints - A$AP Rocky  20 Joints - BERNER  The 12 J's Of Christmas - Afroman  The 12 J's Of Christmas - Afroman  Let Me Off Uptown - Anita O'Day  Let Me Off Uptown - Gene Krupa  Let Me Off Uptown - Michael Feinstein  Let Me Off Uptown - Gene Krupa & His Orchestra  Let Me Off Uptown - Benny Goodman  Let Me Off Uptown - Hank Jones  Let Me off Uptown [DVD] - Anita O'Day  Let Me Off Uptown [Master Take] - Anita O'Day  Let Me off Uptown - Roy Eldridge  Let Me off Uptown [Master Take] - Roy Eldridge  Let Me Off Uptown [#] - Anita O'Day  Let Me Off Uptown - Woody Herman  Let Me Off Uptown [Discographical Notes]...  Loose Arm Shake - Rock 'n' Roll Soldiers  Church Pants - Hail Mary Mallon  Downfall - Wiz Khalifa  Blizzard - Say Hi  After The Bomb - Doom  Musicology - Prince  Dallas - Chevy Woods  Do Something Good - ZAYN  Do Something Good - Zayn Malik  One 2 Da Two - Kottonmouth Kings  One 2Da Two - Kottonmouth Kings  Wale Rotation is a song featuring 2 Chainz and Wiz...  Let Me Off Uptown - Anita O'Day  Dance Semi-Macabre - Acid Drinkers  Ca Mousse - Superbus  She Might Be Love - Locksley  Let Me Off Uptown - Mel Tormé  Spinal Reconfiguration - Eighty Thousand Dead  Spinal Reconfiguration - Eighty Thousand Dead  Spinal Reconfiguration - Eighty Thousand Dead  Spinal Reconfiguration - Eighty Thousand Dead  Spinal Reconfiguration - Eighty Thousand Dead  Spinal Reconfiguration - Eighty Thousand Dead  Spinal Reconfiguration - Eighty Thousand Dead  Spinal Reconfiguration - Eighty Thousand Dead  Spinal Reconfiguration - Eighty Thousand Dead  Spinal Reconfiguration - Eighty Thousand Dead  Spinal Reconfiguration - Eighty Thousand Dead  Come and Get it Mole - Usurp Synapse  Devastating Bones - Shrag  L'irresistible - Roch Voisine  Spinal Reconfiguration - Eighty Thousand Dead  Rasputin - Wolverines  Spinal Reconfiguration - Eighty Thousand Dead  Spinal Reconfiguration - Eighty Thousand Dead  Spinal Reconfiguration - Eighty Thousand Dead  Spinal Reconfiguration - Eighty Thousand Dead  Bent Backwards And Broken - Cannibal Corpse  Spinal Reconfiguration - Eighty Thousand Dead  Spinal Reconfiguration - Eighty Thousand Dead  Spinal Reconfiguration - Eighty Thousand Dead  Spinal Reconfiguration - Eighty Thousand Dead  Spinal Reconfiguration - Eighty Thousand Dead  Spinal Reconfiguration - Eighty Thousand Dead  Spinal Reconfiguration - Eighty Thousand Dead  Spinal Reconfiguration - Eighty Thousand Dead  Joints And Jams - Black Eyed Peas  Joints & Jam [DVD] - The Black Eyed Peas  Ya'll Dead Wrong - Amil  Ya'll Dead Wrong - Amil  Never Ending Summer - 311  The Baker's Dozen Bar - Benjamin Baker  The Baker's Dozen Bar - The Thomas Baker Band  Joints And Jam - The Black Eyed Peas  Sand In My Joints - Wire  Joints and Jam - BLACK EYED PEAS  Cusche Break - Brotha Lynch Hung  One Reporters Opinion - Minutemen  Harmless? - Cire  Sedated - Spiritual Beggars  Cannulae - Youthmovies  It's Nothin' - Diamond D  UFO - Zany Flash  To Come Of Age - Doors, The  Typing: 1974-2048 - The Faint  To Come Of Age - Doors  20cc’s Of D5W - Microbunny  Rotation - Wale  Choc Promo - The Sound Providers  Old School Joint - Missy Elliott  Old School Joint - Missy Elliott  Old School Joint - Missy Elliott  Black Is Back - Public Enemy  Old School Joint - Missy Elliott  Old School Joint - Missy Elliott  Old School Joint - Missy Elliott  Old School Joint - Missy Elliott  Old School Joint - Missy Elliott  Old School Joint - Missy Elliott  Old School Joint - Missy Elliott  Old School Joint - Missy Elliott  Old School Joint - Missy Elliott  Old School Joint - Missy Elliott  Old School Joint - Missy Elliott  Old School Joint - Missy Elliott  Tweak Is Heavy - Wiz Khalifa  Old School Joint - Missy Elliott  Old School Joint - Missy Elliott  TO COME OF AGE - The Doors  Widowmaker - Cloud Rat   Old School Joint - MISSY 'MISDEMEANOR' ELLIOTT  Old School Joint - Missy Elliott  Old School Joint - Missy Elliott  Old School Joint - Missy Elliott  Old School Joint - Missy Elliott  Old School Joint - Missy Elliott  Eastside Party [#] - Snoop Dogg  The Tweak Is Heavy - Wiz Khalifa  Get Away - Flyby  Old School Joint - Elliott Missy  Old School Joint - Missy Elliott  Old School Joint - Missy Elliott  Eastside Party - Nate Dogg  The Wheel - Gwar  Strange Girl - The Zolas  The Wheel - Gwar  The Wheel - Gwar  The Wheel - Gwar  The Wheel - Gwar  The Wheel - Gwar  The Wheel - Gwar  The Wheel - Gwar  The Wheel - Gwar  The Wheel - Gwar  The Wheel - Gwar  Desert Kisses - Siouxsie And The Banshees  Desert Kisses [*] - Siouxsie and the Banshees  Gotta Believe Me - Onitsha  The Wheel - Gwar  The Wheel - Gwar  The Wheel - Gwar  What\'s That, Fuck That - Sauce Money  The Raid - Graham Parker & the Rumour  The Raid - Graham Parker  Boys from Oklahoma - Cross Canadian Ragweed  Where Are All The Girls I Used To Cheat With?...  The Wheel - Gwar  The Wheel - Gwar  The Wheel - Gwar  The Wheel - Gwar  The Wheel - Gwar  The Wheel - Gwar  Meet New People - Wiz Khalifa  The Wheel - Gwar  The Wheel - Gwar  The Wheel - Gwar  The Wheel - Gwar  OMG - Buckets N Joints  I\'m A Hippie - Spek  Y'all Dead Wrong - Amil  Ya'll Dead Wrong - Amil  Joe Flacco - Cam Meekins  Kush Ups - Snoop Dogg  Misunderstood - Kottonmouth Kings  Black Breath - Entombed  The False and the Cinematic - Marmaduke Duke  Purple Passion - Billy Bob Thornton  Gramophone - Son Volt  I Want To Be Old - Cure  Machines - This Very Day  Black Breath - Repulsion  Time To Get Out - Hackett Steve  Ta Ta Wayo Wayo - Cars  10 Million Ways - Mack 10  I Want To Be Old - Easy Cure  The Other Side Of The Coin - Mortification