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Wack M.C.'s
Del The Funky Homosapien


First day off probation, no wastin' time

Just like ancient times, and take a dime and roll it

Blaze it with no fear

After havin' to take piss tests for a whole year

Smokin' with a cold beer makes me kinda think

Why I don't like to drink heavily, cause what my P.O. was tellin' me

'You can't smoke and even eat poppy seeds

But you can buy liquor, and drink all you need'

It's callin' me, I used to drink Heineken's

Now it's 'bout 5 or 10, plus wine and gin

Hennessy, finishing the last drop

To the liquor store was a cash crop

Drive right past the grass spot

Doin' the dumbest shit I ever did in my life

Riskin' my life

Resistin' arrest

It's in my flesh

Probably smell funny

And there go Del's money

Fast forward to 1998

I smash more herb than those old day's

With a whole J to the face

Nah, I'm still feelin' gettin' drunk more than weed

But now we back in Amster-D, got some grams for me

Chocolate Thai and Purple Haze

And blocks of hash that make the J's last for days

Rollin' up so phat, circumference stuffed with major chronic

We can put a wager on it

When we first got out here in Europe it was everywhere

Even at the gas station, I was down in the mat

A fast pace, when I thought 'This shit ain't helpin' nothin'

When I can get elevated straight puffin' nothin

(Scratching) Straight puffin' nothin'...

(Scratching) Straight puffin' nothin'...

(Scratching) Straight puffin' nothin'...


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The smokin' sessions was the best in the world

Plus the price was right, affordable, so more to use

So fat they deserve the Kodak

And no tax so I'm savin'

Not misbehavin'

That's a risk we takin', we ain't talkin' bout that

We in the outback, smokin' till my mouth's black, how's that?

Another fucked up for sho', being blow

I sorta didn't get it crunk

When I was drunk

Slow that liquor down boy, hit this BM, Bob Marley

A tribute

Cause it's probably as fat as it was he rolled

When he strolled

Down the same cobble stone streets

With his own beats

Another generation, a different time zone

With his mind blown, thinkin' up divine poems

Blessed by the father and it gets him farther

It's a father of spiritualities, since it all affects the Karma

I used the herb for good purposes

Some people are sure to diss, but up in Amsterdam they nurcher it

And I can't forget about Crystania

This kid is brainia

Try to sell hard drugs there then they claimin' ya

Life, they only deal with real shit

All the bomb and hash you want to deal it

And all's well, they don't even sell it for much

And the cops don't really touch, cause it ain't slangin' dust

I'm writin' this, right now under the influence

But if you'd just torch those that say I shouldn't do this

Bob Marley'd out, at least 'til I'm back by the lake

But I might roll 1 or 2 for old times sake...


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  10 Paces   Ahone Two, Ahone Two   Ahonetwo, Ahonetwo   Ahonetwo, Ahonetwo (Remix)   And They Thought That Was Hell   Back in the Chamber   Battle Song   Bitin Ain't Samplin   BM's   Boo Boo Heads   Boogieman   Bubble Pop   Burnt   Captain America   Catch a Bad One   Catch All This   Check It Ooout   Corner Song   Corner Story   Crazy Del Song; Operator   Cyberpunks   Dark Skin Girls   Del's Nightmare   Delta Time   Deltron 3030   Descending   Disastrous   Don't Forget   Don't Stop Rappin'   Dont Forget The Bass   Dr. Bombay   Excuse to Let Loose   Eye Examination   Fake As Fuck   Faulty   Fit Like A Glove   Followers   Foot Down   Funkyhomosapien   Future Development   FWA (Fair Weather Associates)   Games Begin   Get It Right Now!   Go Against The Grain   Grand Royal   Hardcore Punks Can't Take It   Hoe   Hold Your Hand   Hoodz Come In Dozens   I Got Whut U Need   I Got You   I'll Tell You   I'm Smellin' Myself   If You Must   In And Out   Jaw Gymnastics   King Of Fighters   Land of Funk   Land of Immediate Rap Hits   Last Hurrah   Leader   Love Is Worth   Love Story   Lyric Lickin'   Lyric Licking   Made In America   Madness   Makes No Sense   Mastermind   Meet Cleofis Randolph The Patriarch   Memory Loss   Mental Fitness   Miles to Go   Militant   Missing Link   Mistadobalina   Money for Sex   Monkey Wrench   Naked Fonk   New Coke   News Alert   No More Worries   No Need for Alarm   Offspring   One Out Of A Million   Pet Peeves   Phoney Phranchise   Phony Phranchise   Pissin' On Your Steps   Positive Contact   Prelude   Press Rewind   Proto Culture   Raw Sewage   Rock the House [Radio Edit] [Edit]   Same Ol' Thing   Shit Talkers   Signature Slogans   Simple Satisfaction   Situations   Skull & Crossbones   Sleepin' On My Couch   Sometimes I Gotta Get Stupid   Soopa Feen   Spittin Sawblades   Stay On Your Toes   Str8t Up and Down   Straight From The Big Bad West Coast   Stress The World   Style Police   Sunny Meadowz   Thank Youse   The Fantabulous Rap Extravaganza   The Fantabulous Rap Extravaganza Part II   The Land Of Funk   The Undisputed Champs   The Wacky World Of Mass Transit   The Wacky World of Rapid Transit   Things You Can Do   Time Is Too Expensive   Time Keeps On Slipping   Town to Town   Treats for the Kiddies   Turbulence (remix)   U Don't Hear Me Tho   Upgrade [A Brymar College Course]   Virus   What Is a Booty?   Why Ya Want to Get Funky...   Why You Wanna Get Funkee Wit Me?   Worldwide   Wrong Place   Wrongplace   X-Files   Ya Lil Crumbsnatchers   Ya Lil' Crumbsnatchers   You're In Shambles   Young Adrenaline

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