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Seven O'Clock in the eveningWatchin somethin' stupid on TVI'm zoned out on the sofaWhen my wife comes in the room and sees meShe says Is this 'Behind the Music'With Lynard Skynard?And I say I don't know.Say, it's gettin' late...watcha wanna do for dinner?She says I kinda had a big lunch.So I'm not super hungry.I said Well you know, baby, I'm not starvin' eitherBut I could eat.She said So whadya have in mind?I said I don't know what about you?She said I don't care, if you're hungry, let's eat.I said That's what we're gonna do!But first you gotta tell meWhat it is you're hungry for!And she says Let me think......What's left in our refridgerator?I said Well, there's tuna, I know.She said That went bad a week ago!I said Is the chili OK?She said You finished that yesterday!I hopped up and I saidI don't know, do you want to get something delivered?She's like Why would I want to eat liver?I don't even like liver!I'm like No, I said 'delivered'.She's like I heard you say liver!I'm like I should know what I said...She's like Whatever, I just don't want any liver!Well I was gonna say somethingBut my cell phone started to ringNow who could be callin' me?Well I checked my caller IDIt was just cousin LarryCallin' for the third time today...My wife said Let it go to voicemail.I said, OK.Where were we? Oh, Dinner, RightSo what d'ya want to do?She said Why don't you whip up somethin in the kitchen?Yeah, I said, Why don't you?And then she said Baby, can't we just go out to dinner, please?I says NoShe says YesI says NoShe says YesI says NoShe says Yes......Oh, here's your keysI step a little bit closerSay OK, where ya want to go?She says How about The Ivy?I said Yeah, well I don't know...I don't feel like gettin all dressed upAnd eatin' expensive foodShe's says Olive Garden?I say Nah, I'm not in the mood......And Burrito King would make me gassyThere's no doubtShe says Just forget about itI said No, I swear I'm gonna take you out!Then I get an ideaI says I know what we'll do!She says What?I say GuessShe says What?I say We're goin' to the drive-thru!So we head out the front doorOpen the garage doorThen I open the car doorsAnd we get in those car doorsPut my key in the ignitionAnd then I turn it sidewaysThen we fasten our seat beltsAs we pull out the drivewayThen we drive to the drive-thruHeading off to the drive-thruWe're approaching the drive-thruGetting close to the drive-thru!Almost there at the drive-thruNow we're here at the drive thruHere in line at the drive-thruDid I mention the drive-thru?Well here we areIn the drive-thru line, me and her.Cars in front of us, cars in back of us.All just waiting to orderThere's some idiot in a VolvoWith his brights on behind meI lean out the window and screamHey, Whatcha tryin to do, blind me?My wife says Maybe we should park......We could just go eat inside.I said I'm wearin' bunny slippersSo I ain't leavin' this ride...Now a woman on a speaker boxIs sayin' Can I take your order, please?I said Yes indeed, you certainly canWe'd like two hamburgers with onions and cheese.Then my wife saysBaby, hold on, I've changed my mind!I think I'm gonna have a chicken sandwichInstead, this timeI said You always get a cheeseburger!She says That's not what I'm hungry for.I put my head in my hands and screamed,I don't know who you are anymore!The voice on the speaker saysI don't have all day!I said Then, take our order,And we'll be on our way!I wanna get a chicken sandwichAnd I want a cheeseburger, tooShe's like You want onions on that?I'm like Yeah, I already said that I do......Plus we need curly friesAnd don't you dare forget it!And two medium root beersNo, just one, we'll split it.Then I said I'm guessin' thatYou're probably not too bright...So read me back my orderLet's make sure you got it right.She says One, you want a chicken sandwich.Two, you want a cheeseburgerThree, curly fries, and a large root beerStop, don't go no further!I never ordered a large rootbeerI said medium, not large!Then she says We're havin' a special,I supersized you at no charge.Oh. And that's allI could say, was Oh.And she says Now there is somethin' elseThat I really think you should know.You can have unlimited refillsFor just a quarter more...I say Great, except we're in the drive thru...So what would I want that for?Then she says Wait a minuteYour voice sounds so familiar...hey, is this Paul?And my wife is all like No, that ain't Paul,Now tell me, who's this Paul?She says Oh, he's just some guyWho goes to school with me.I sat behind him last yearAnd I copied off him in Geometry.I said I know a guy named Paul.He used to be my plumberHe was prematurely baldAnd he moved to Pittsburgh last summer.He also had bladder problemsAnd a really bad infection on his toe.And she said Mister, please, you can stop right there,That's way more than I needed to know!And then we both were quietAnd things got real intenseThen she says Next window please,That'll be five dollars and eighty two cents.So we inched ahead in lineMovin' painfully slowI got a little boredSo I turned on the radio...[Song plays][Click] Turned it offBecause my wife was getting a headacheSo we both just sat there quietlyFor her sake.Then I looked at herAnd she looked back at meAnd I said Um,I think you have somethin' in your teeth.She turned away from meAnd then turned back and said Did I get it?I said Yeah. Well, I mean, most of it...But hey, ya know, don't sweat it.Then she said How about now?I said Yeah, almost.There's still a little bit thereBut don't worry, it's probably just a piece of toast.Now we're at the pay windowOr whatever you call itPut my hand in my pocketI can't believe there's no wallet!And the lady at the window's like,Well, well that'll be five eighty two.I turn around to my wife, and sayHow much have you got on you?She just rolls her eyes and saysI'll pay for this, I guess.So she reaches into her purseAnd pulls out the American ExpressI hand it to the ladyAnd she says Oh, dear.It's gotta be cash onlyWe don't take credit cards here.I took back the card and saidGee, really? Well that sucks.And that's when I found outMy wife was only carryin' three bucks.I said I thought you wereGoing to hit the ATM todayShe says I never got around to itSo where's your wallet anyway?And I said Nevermind,Just help me to find some change...Now the lady at the windowIs lookin at me kinda strange...And she says Mister, please,We gotta move this line alongI said Now hold your stinkin' horses lady,We won't be long.We looked around inside the glove-boxAnd check the mat beneath my feetI found a nickel in the ashtrayAnd a couple pennies and a dime in the space between the seatsBefore long I had a little pileOf coins of every sortThe lady counts it up and saysYou're still about a dollar shortAnd now my woman's got this weird lookFrozen on her faceShe screams, you knowI wasn't even really hungry in the first placeAnd so I turned aroundTo the cashier againI shrugged and said OKForget the chicken sandwich thenSo I pick up my changePick up my recieptAnd I drive to the pickup windowMan, I just can't wait to eatAnd now we see this acne riddenKid about sixteenWearin' a dorky nametag that saysHello, my name is Eugene.And he hands me a paper bagI look him in the eyesAnd I say to him Hey, Eugene,Can I get some ketchup for my fries?Well he looks at meAnd I look at himAnd he looks at meAnd I look at himAnd he looks at meAnd I look at himAnd he says I'm sorryWhat did you want again?I say Ketchup!And he says Oh yeah, that's right......I just spaced out there for a secondI'm really kind of burnt tonight.And then he hands me the ketchupAnd now we're finally drivin' awayAnd the food is drivin' me madWith its intoxicating bouquetI'm starvin' to deathBy the time we pull up at the traffic lightI say Baby, gimme that burger,I just gotta have a bite!So she reaches in the bagAnd pulls out the burgerAnd she hands me the burgerAnd I pick up the burgerAnd then I unwrap the paperI bite into those bunsAnd I just can't believe itThey forgot the onions!
Lyrics by Weird Al Yankovic
(This Song's Just) Six Words Long 1985 Food Medley - 01 - It's Moldy Now 1985 Food Medley - 02 - Doctor 1985 Food Medley - 03 - Steak Number 3 1985 Food Medley - 04 - Burger King 1985 Food Medley - 05 - Don't You Forget About Mea... 1985 Food Medley - 06 - Girls Just Want To Have Lu... 1985 Food Medley - 07 - The Rye And The Kaiser 1985 Food Medley - 08 - I Love Rocky Road 1985 Food Medley - 09 - Spameater 1985 Food Medley - 10 - I Feel Like Throwin' Up 1985 Food Medley - 11 - Avocado 1985 Food Medley - 12 - Whole Lotta Lunch 1985 Food Medley - 13 - Bologna A Complicated Song A Complicated Song (Parody of "Complicated" by Avr... Aardvark Achy Breaky Song Addicted To Spuds Airline Amy Albuquerque Alimony Alligator Alternative Polka American Slob Amish Paradise Amish Paradise (Parody of "Gangsta's Paradise" by ... 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Gravy On You Green Eggs & Ham Green Eggs And Ham Gump Gump (Parody of "Lump" by the Presidents of the Un... Handy Happy Birthday Hardware Store Harvey The Wonder Hamster Headline News Headline News (Version 2) Headline News (Version 3) Here's Johnny Here's Johnny Hit Me With A Rock Holiday Greetings 1987 Holiday Greetings 1988 Homer & Marge Homer And Marge Hooked On Polkas Hooker On A Corner Hooker On Corner Hummingbirds I Can't Watch This I Can't Watch This I Feel Like Throwin' Up I Feel Like Throwin' Up I Hate Big Butts I Lost On Jeopardy I Love Rocky Road I Remember Larry I Think I'm A Clone Now I Think I'm A Clone Now I Want A New Duck I Want It That Way I Was Only Kidding I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead I'll Repair For You I'll Repair For You ( A Theme For Home Improvement... I'll Sue Ya I'm Fat I'm So Sick Of You I\'m So Sick Of You I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead I'll Repair For You I'll Sue Ya I'm So Sick Of You If I Could Make Love To A Bottle If That Isn't Love If That Isn't Love Iguana Im a Wigga Im The Only Gay Eskimo Inactive Introduction Introduction - Carnival Of The Animals Part Two Isle Thing It's All About The Pentiums It's All About the Pentiums (An Adaptation of "It'... It's Christmas At Ground Zero It's Moldy Now It's Still Billy Joel To Me It\'s All About The Pentiums It's All About The Pentiums It's Moldy Now It's Still Billy Joel To Me Its All About The Pentiums Jackson Park Express Jerry Springer Jerry Springer (Parody of "One Week" By BareNaked ... Jurassic Park Kidstar 1250 Radio Promotion King Of Suede Lame Claim To Fame Lasagna Laundry Day Leisure Suit Serenade Let Me Be Your Hog Let's Bomb Iraq Like A Surgeon Livin' In The Fridge Living With A Hernia Llama Song Make My Boobies 1 More Size Make My Boobies One More Size Matter Of Crust Melanie Midnight Star Midnight Star [*] Mission Statement Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Money For Nothing, Beverly Hillbillies Money For Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies Mr Frump In The Iron Lung Mr Popiel Mr. Frump In The Iron Lung Mr. Popeil My Baby's In Love With Eddie Vedder My Baby\'s In Love With Eddie Vedder My Baby's In Love With Eddie Vedder My Bologna My Own Eyes Nature Trail To Hell Never Met A Person As Wonderful As Me Night Santa Went Crazy Nobody Here But Us Frogs Now That's What I Call Polka NOW That's What I Call Polka! Now That's What I Call Polka Ode to a Superhero One More Minute One Of Those Days Pac Man Pacman Pancreas Pancreas Party at the Leper Colony Party In The CIA Party In The CIA Perform This Way Phoney Calls Phony Calls Phony Calls (Parody of "Waterfalls" by TLC) Pigeons Please Don't Wear Your Thong (Thong Song Parody) Polka Face Polka Face Polka Face Polka Party Polka Party! Polka Party! Polka Patterns Polka Power! Polka Your Eyes Out Polkamon Polkarama! Polkas On 45 Poodle Pretty Fly For A Rabbi Pretty Fly For A Rabi RealRadio 104.1 Rice, Rice Baby Ricky Ringtone Rocky Road Rye Or The Kaiser School Cafeteria - Version 1 School Cafeteria - Version 2 Shark She Drives Like Crazy She Never Told Me She Was A Mime Since You're Been Gone Since You've Been Gone Since You've Been Gone - Live Since You\'ve Been Gone Since You've Been Gone Six Words Long Skipper Dan Slime Creatures From Outer Space Smells Like Nirvana Smoke A Bowl Smoke A Bowl (Coca Cola Parody) Snack All Night Snails Sometimes You Feel Like A Nut Spam Spameater Spatula City Sports Song Spy Hard Spy Hard (theme From The Motion Picture Spy Hard) Star Wars Cantina Star Wars Copa Cabana Star Wars Gangsta Rap Star Wars Gangster Rap Star Wars: The Saga Begins Steak Number 3 Stop Draggin' My Car Around Stop Draggin' My Car Around Stop Dragging My Car Around Stop Forwarding That Crap To Me Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White Such A Groovy Guy Syndicated Inc. Syndicated Inc. 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