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Elvis And I
Denis Leary

Tell 'The Colonel' he can kiss my ass

Mmm, I smell bacon

Elvis is in the kitchen


Elvis and I order Domino's Pizza with extra cheese

Suckin' down Formula 44D

Elvis and I put on diapers and extra sheer pantyhose

We never argue or overdose


He says, Do I look fat to you?

I say, No King, it's not true

You just have very big bones

And then he fires his .44 into the television


Elvis and I, Elvis and I, Elvis and I, Elvis and I


Elvis and I put on big belts and drive down to Burger King

Wanna get a big ol' bag of those shiny FBI badges

He lets me croon and I let him steer

When I see that Kurt Russel, I'm gonna kick his ass


Elvis and I fry up Demerol tablets and bacon grease

[Unverified]

Torkin' down microwave tacos and beer

[Unverified]


He says, I don't wanna be on no stamp man

I say, King, I understand

He says, My mama should be on that stamp man

And then he fires his .44 into the television

Hey, don't mess with me, man 'cause I'm the King

Lemme tell you right now



Elvis and I, Elvis and I, Elvis and I, Elvis and I!


Yeah, I'd like to make an order for a delivery

Yeah, this is Elvis, the King

Yeah, gimme a big ol' bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken

Extra crispy, extra greasy


Uh and some mashed potatoes and gravy

No skimpin' on the coleslaw this time

And gimme some of them little Hush Puppies

Ooh, I love them Hush Puppies


Throw in some bacon cheeseburgers with everything on 'em

And maybe a peanut butter and 'naner sandwich and a big bag of chips

A pound of sausage, half-pound of dexxies

And a big ol' stack of silver-dollar pancakes

Maybe a six-pack of Formula 44D, put nipples on the bottles, will ya?


Elvis and I chop up onions and methamphetamines

We cook 'em up with some peanut butter and cheese

Elvis and I call up Cadillac dealerships all night long

Suckin' down NyQuil stingers and cheese


He says, What the hell's Lisa Marie thinking

With that Michael Jackson crap?

She should have married Janet

Or LaToya or Tito or even Mahalia Jackson


Elvis and I, Elvis and I, Elvis and I, Elvis and I

[Unverified]


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