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12 Pains Of Christmas
Bob Rivers

The first thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me

Is finding a Christmas tree

The second thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:

Rigging up the lights

And finding a Christmas tree

The third thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me

Hangovers

Rigging up the lights

And finding a Christmas tree

The fourth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me

Sending Christmas cards

Hangovers

Rigging up the lights

And finding a Christmas tree

The fifth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me

Five months of bills!

Sending Christmas cards

Hangovers

Rigging up the lights

And finding a Christmas tree

The sixth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:

Facing my in-laws

Five months of bills!

I hate those Christmas cards!

Hangovers

Rigging up these lights!

And finding a Christmas tree

The seventh thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:

The Salvation Army

Facing my in-laws

Five months of bills!

Sending Christmas cards

Oh, geez!

I'm tryin' to rig up these lights!

And finding a Christmas tree

The eighth thing at Christmas that such a pain to me:

I wanna transformer for christmas!

Charities,

And what'cha mean YOUR in-laws! ?

Five months of bills!

Oh, making out these cards

Honey, get me a beer, huh?

What, we have no extension cords! ?

And finding a Christmas tree

The ninth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me

Finding parking spaces

Daddy, I want some candy!

Donations,

Facing my in-laws,

Five months of bills

Writing out those Christmas cards

Hangovers

Now why the hell are they blinking! ?

And finding a Christmas tree

The tenth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me

Batteries not included

No parking spaces

Buy me somethin'!

Get a job you bum!

Facing my in-laws

Five months of bills

Yo Ho, sending Christmas cards

Oh geez look at this!

One light goes out, they all go out!

And finding a Christmas tree

The eleventh thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me

Stale tv specials

Batteries not included

No parking spaces

Mom I gotta go to the bathroom!

Charities

She's a witch, I hate her!

Five months of bills

Oh, I don't even know half these people!

Who's got the toilet paper?

Get a flashlight I blew a fuse!

And finding a Christmas tree

The twelfth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me

Singing Christmas carols

Stale tv specials,

Batteries not included

No parking

Waaaaaaaaaaah!

Charities

Gotta make 'em dinner

Five months of bills

I'm not sending them this year, that's it!

Shut up, you!

Fine! You're so smart, you rig up the lights!

And finding a Christmas tree


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